Though generally known as "'Twas the Night Before Christmas", this is the poem's proper title
The poem calls St. Nick "chubby and plump" & "a right jolly old" one of these
It's the sound the poem's narrator heard "out on the lawn" that caused him to spring out of bed
...one of these machines complete with music & lyrics, so I can be the singer
...a 12-foot one of these for the backyard, with a netting enclosure, & I'll be jumping (on it) for joy!
(Jimmy of the Clue Crew demonstrates from Times Square.) If I were a kid, I'd want a pair of these goggles for Christmas, so I can pretend I'm this hero
...the E100 electric one of these from Razor
...one of these dolls, with a passion for fashion, like Jade and Chloe seen here
These 3 birds are the gifts for the first 3 days
Of the song's 12 gifts, it's the only one you could melt down & not be charged with murder or animal cruelty